Saturday, May 17, 2008

Frequently Asked Questions

FAQ:
WHAT HAPPENS IF IT RAINS?
I will cry and cry. Then I will probably declare myself champion and put my drinking pants on.

HOW DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR SO BOUNCY?
Aveda and a lot of love.

WHATS REALLY GOING ON HERE?
We have rafts that challengers will stand on and try and knock the other off. We will have a round robin to determine a champion.

ARE WE GOING TO BE FIGHTING WITH THOSE POOL NOODLES IN THE PICTURE?
No, We will be using padded martial arts weapons.

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